You read that correctly. 

Say you want to buy another bike but the missus/spouse will damn near divorce you if you do. Let us "house" the bike in the shop and you can come and get it to ride anytime we are open.

Why offer this service?

Well it's straightforward, we want to sell you this bike, you get the new ride, and the missus/spouse knows nothing of our devious plans!  

The best part of all this is that it's free if you buy the bike from us!

See friends, everyone wins!

Sincerely,

Your partners in crime at Velo +!

 

"We also supply a backdoor exit from the shop to waylay any private investigators hired by said missus."

-pernod

 

Camo bike.... get it?  

Camo bike.... get it?

 

It's a joke people.